I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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