I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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