love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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