I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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