its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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