Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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