So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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