Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Whod you bang
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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