had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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