If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I feel like abortions should bother me more
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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