I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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