Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
we should paint friendship bongs
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