A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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