Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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