Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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