THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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