i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
