summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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