I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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