SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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