Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.