What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
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so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows