She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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