On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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