look no pants
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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