do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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