Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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