brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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