i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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