There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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