this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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