it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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