i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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