So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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