He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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