Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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