I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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