Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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