yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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