A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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