So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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