Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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