There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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