And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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