The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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