Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Randomize
