We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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