and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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