Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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