is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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