return my video game
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize