he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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