I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
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It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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