That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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