I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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