dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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