I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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