actually, I'm a sock model
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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